For $100 we would do a lot of things you wouldn't brag about in church, but that's not what we're talking about here. In this case, for $100 we will send you a signed CD, and to go along with it you'll be granted three choices from the list below. This one's like your own private Undesirables Genie. Make it three shirts, three tickets, or any combination that pleases. It's your lantern, rub it any way you like. Which reminds me of those other things we would do for a $100. Just not here.
MERCH OPTIONS (all $25.00 Value)
(a) Undie Shirt
(b) Undie Wear
(c) Undie Pack: A limited-edition, signed poster, sticker, fridge magnet, pin, beer-cozy (stubby-holder)
(d) Undie Ticket: One ticket to any Undesirables show